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Try better living through managing expectations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis t-shirt is a reasonable 100% cotton t-shirt (except for heather colors, which contain 10% polyester). Pre-shrunk to make sure your size is maintained throughout several washes, and a classic fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e • 100% jersey knit\u003cbr\u003e • Pre-shrunk\u003cbr\u003e • Seamless, double-need ⅞” collar\u003cbr\u003e • Taped neck and shoulders\u003cbr\u003e • Classic fit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo need to raise people's hopes when you can build confidence through moderating expectations. We know it's not always easy to have a good day, let alone a great day. Some days suck. Some deal with pain on a daily basis - physical and emotional. Sometimes it's all you can do to must make it through the day. If that's your life, the first thing you think when someone wishes you a great day is probably F*** you - or something to that effect. Of course everyone means well. 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