Please Recycle Men's Short Sleeve Aquaman Parody T-Shirt
by Aaron Gardy
Your typical 100% cotton t-shirt (except for heather colors, which contain 10% polyester). Pre-shrunk to make sure your size is maintained throughout several washes, and a classic fit.
• 100% jersey knit • Pre-shrunk • Seamless, double-need ⅞” collar • Taped neck and shoulders • Classic fit
That's not a beached whale. That's Arthur Curry, trident lost at sea. If only we had done more to save the environment! What a tragedy, the King of Atlantis. His loyal undersea creatures will be searching the oceans, exploring every trench and coral reef. Pease Recycle and for the love of Aquaman, cut up those plastic rings on six packs of soda - the life you save might be your own - Queen Mera and the other Atlantians is going to be pissed. Bring on the new Golden Age of Recycling before this all gets out of hand. Save Aquaman.
On the other hand, we know; a few people who's mantra is "I hate Aquaman" or "I wish Aquaman would die" Apparently some people just won't be happy until they see the Death of Aquaman. How many turtles and cute marine dolphins have to die? Stop the Plastic slaghter!